...Your body is a wonderland, I'll use my hands...
September 24, 2002 | 10:29 p.m.

Oh my god. OH MY GOD!! Someone please save Frank from that house of lies. And by lies I mean whores. He is so poor.

"All my roommates are in the hot tub. I'm not the type of person to be hooking up with everyone in a sea of disease and infestation."

That's right Frank, that's right. Stay good and pure.

Reminder to self: write about the skunks. (Don't worry Sam, it's in a better place)

...pulled along :: pulled apart...