...The boy to the girl, says hello, and asks her if she wants to go to the show...
September 23, 2002 | 2:36 p.m.

Sam is the smartest person I have ever met. While sitting through the horrible presentation for Ottawa University (the girl hit someone in the head with a pen for one, and also implied that people that live in our area have never even been into Ottawa. Ok, we're not that sheltered.) Anyway, Sam decides that since they give away money to start different clubs, we might as well use the money to go to shows. It would be called the Live Music Appreciation Club, L-MAC for short. We had to specify live otherwise they wouldn't give us money and just tell us to listen to our cds. We realize that there would be drawbacks however, such as probably being forced to go to an opera or two. Our motto could be 'sacrifice'.

Alexis, don't read this if you don't want to cry. It's about the Plain White T's. This boy, Zouyan, not only went to a Plain White T's concert last night but also has the opportunity to see them again. With Lucky Boys Confusion. I don't know if you know them but they sing a song called Fred Astaire and are good. Especially when they sing the "you're pushing these children, for all the wrong reasons, so far. Man, you're crushing down their spirits." (I'm listening to it now) (And also, I lost my Plain White T's cd) For the love of people everywhere, why do we have to live in stupid Canada and why do good bands never cross the border? Let me specify that more because good bands do come, they just go to Toronto and Montreal. Ottawa is on the freaking way. On the way!!! Can they not just stop and play one little show for the good people of Ottawa? Obviously they cannot.

And why is the Matt Good show tonight only for Carleton people? I want to go so so bad. Can't someone just sneek me in? Please?

Did anyone else watch the thing where Theo and Cara (is that even her name?) from the old Real World where talking about the new Real World? Did anyone else hear that Trishelle "toured" with Incubus for four days? All I have to say is that her and the short girl are a bunch of skanky whores. And poor little Frank is all cute and trying to be loved. Why won't someone just love him? Oh that's right, because they're all whores and just want to sleep with Stephen and each other. Mostly each other.

Becky: "..breast, Graham, Graham, breast.."
Kim: "Graham, breast... breast, breast, breast"
Becky: (Homer looking at a chest) "I've made my choice."
Kim: "Helllllo!! I'm down HERE."

This is what happens when you are the only boy in a group of girls and go around grabbing other boys bums. Graham needs a little help with his sexuality. There's helping and there's hurting. Saying breast around him is definitely helping.

...pulled along :: pulled apart...